LAWAK MANTUL #1: KISAH ROKOK ANTARABANGSA

I am Peter Stuyvesant.

I have 2 friends. Benson & Hedges.

I come from the city near Marlboro, near Texas in the Salem high country.

I always carry a Mild Seven.

One day, i was on a White Horse going to Kingsway in Kent.

It was so Lucky Strike i fell in love with the daughter of Master Duke from Gentori.

Her name is YSL and she was a Slim Virginia.

We were married by Perillys, the priest.

We checked in at the house of Dunhill and booked into room no.555.

I laid her on a bed made of Gold Leaf.

I played with her two Matterhorns.

When i poked in my Rothmans King Size, she cried in delight.

"You are a Rough Rider! You are riding like a mad Camel."

When i asked her if she satisfied, she answered, "I want MORE!!"

Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if i want to enter her Gudang Garam.

She said ,"Depan belakang puas, barulah Sempoerna..."

Huh!!